A man getting beaten with a chicken sandwich.
clubbed to death by large throbbing hand
A homophone, running away from his biggest fear
A Carrot being chased by a diamond!
carrot vs diamond
a man debates buying carrots for his wife or diamonds.
A man wonders whether something is a carrot or a diamond ring
Blind man pokes a turd with his stick and thinks hes either found a carrot or diamond
Blind man discovers turd, believes it to be a carrot
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!