Let's try to keep this on topic the entire chain. Just draw an ordinary carrot, you can't fuck that up. An ordinary fucking carrot.
a gloriously shining tomato
Stoned tomato
You Only Live Once
an unrealistically beautiful human being deciphers that the cycle of life only occurs one time.
a bad drawing
an ugly portrait of a man
A classy dude from 4chan having his portrait drawn by a shitty artist.
Draw me like one of your French girls
"Draw me like one of your french girls" requested the bald man with a nose like a potato.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!