alex is a poptart

Cupcake smokes a cigar and lies he's tellin' you.

A cupcake saying 'Don't eat me'. Personally I'd eat the fucking thing just because the drawing is so bad.

spit-rosting

A blue chicken cooking over a fire

Cock man got his dick stuck in a closet. Also, fuck Rhiannon

You cant have my tiger! have a bear instead..

Eat potatoes. Not carrots.

Carrots standing at a party complaining