Girl calls bf, he can't talk since MLP is on. Her name is julie, she apparently breaks up then
Russia is a ponifag
ponies running away from slovenia (???)
Were you the guy that got his house burnt down? To the moon for you!
Sad boy it too sad to look at explosions, also moon about to crush some fool
Spongedolf Hitlerpants
spongehitler squarepants
Hitler bob45
Hitler assumes a new identity and is trying it out on you.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!