A phone
An iphone (lucky bastard only has 1 email)
i think its an iphone
People being uncertain about Apple hardware.
An anonymous apple customer.
Someone who buys apple products.
A man holds a bottle of Apple Jews, whilst flying a race car into the sun.
A crying man wearing sunglasses drinking apple juice whilst driving with the sun in the passenger seat thinks, I don't even read Homestuck.
A man drinks apple juice whilst in a car with the sun. The sun doesn't even read homestuck.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!