Jesus christ and a chicken basket.
D'Artagnan finds two lonely chickens.
Chickens try to reason with an aggressive pirate.
A giant bird is nonplussed by a pirate with a knife
pirate wants to eat his ostrich pet for dinner
Hungry pirate chases ostrich, ostrich screams noooooo
A pirate is shooting at a fleeing bird using a crotch mounted mini gun. "Arr! Give me your booty!" He cries, giving chase.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!