World wrestler about to tear down your beliefs

The god of the religion Gobfof, whose name is Bromide, shoves the belief in him into the Earth. Soon a giant snake will arise from Arizona.

the sun checks out the hot bod of an arizonan bull worm

The Sun begins harassing Wormtits.

Sun calls you a fag and gives you melanoma

The sun being an asshole to a gay man with skin cancer.

a man is angry at the sun for giving him skin cancer, but really it was his own fault because the sun didnt tell him to tan

Dude from Jersey Shore got lobster sunburned and is swearing at the sun, threatening to beat it up with fist pumps.

A Guido holding a Gyro underneath the sun that's wearing stunna shades.

A douchebag eating a burned taco in the sun