Anything but poon plz

PLEASE GIVE ME DAT POON

small brown log with a round end

A log cut in half with a new sprout on the other end

Swiss Roll with a plant growing out of it

A large vine with a tiny red flow at its base.

A beanstalk rises from the blood of its enemies.

Randy Dandy bled to death in a cornfield.

Mr. Dandy gets shot while jogging in park.