MURICA

Evil Barack Obama is standing next to a huge american flag

Oh no, am evil Obama clone has appeared!

Clone patriot has no hope

a guy with a flag impaled on his back

Old man getting impaled through the back by someone throwing an American flag javelin.

George Washington getting a steel american flag pole shoved through his stomach whilst he shouts "AMERICUH"

An old man being impaled while shouting "America."

the poor old man died for his country, too bad it was America