Canadian pancakes.

CANADIAN PANCAKES ARE WEIRD SAYS ED. THE FLAG OF CANADA IS IMPALED INTO THE PANCAKE. IT CRIES IN SYRUP AS MISS PANCAKE FEELS THE PAIN AND A-

I hate being Canadian bacon! why can't I just be a slice of ham? I'm crying Canadian maple syrup.

Canadian bacon crying because its not called ham

sad bacon

Sad raw beef

A hunk of meat is sad because a black homosexual giant is going to cook it

sad red booty shorts are crying because they are stuck in a polaroid camera. meanwhile the gimp from pulp fiction watches

a wissard throwing things at somone