The spider of time
half spider, half watch
THE TIME DEVOURER (from Chrono Cross)
Digital ghost eats a clock, has time diarrhea.
Very nervous slice of pizza watched the clock
pizza is late, that means it's free?
I want a free pizza, because it is late
Easiest way to get free pizza from Dominos: order the pizza right before midnight. When it arrives, complain that the pizza's a day late.
A black man takes out his frustrations on the pizza guy because his eyebrows are melting into his face.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!