Solid Snake is the big boss
Big boss eats a cake that says "big boss". He asks how it tastes before he eats it though.
Someone wishing to consume a Big Boss
a macintosh steeringwheel is attached to a fat man with tiny legs and long arms making the ">_<" expression's face
A badly drawn Snorlax is in the way, you can't proceed with Doodle Or Die until you describe him!
nude scout?
Chris Hansen destroyed the FBI.
Wut? Purple spikes?
Three purple mountains. "Yes. Purple Spikes" is written on them
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!