gotta go fast... TO THE WAAAAAAARRRRRR

A guy running from some blue lines.

Bearded guy runs away from blue lines, yelling "NOOO"

A guy with a hairy chest being chased by shredded smurfs.

a man running of little sanics the hedgehog.

Two blue men chase a stick figure

it's a sunny day, but once again John must prove that being alive is all about blue random sticks running after him

Racial Discrimination.

A girl in his frequently visited place

A Negro in an old time jail.

prison crib traps local black baby

A fat black baby is padlocked in a crib with a stars and moon mobile over his head.

Turkey feet going into the fryer. It appears to be very hot, as the turkey looks uncomfortable.

Featherless turkey about to jump in a fryer filled with butter.

pink baby with giant brown afro gets thrown into a frying pan that has some butter in it

a white baby with a black person's afro peeing

Manneken Pis (aka "le Petit Julien")

a man tries to catch a yellow snake

Man has a fight with is own finger which as changed into an evil yellow snake of death.

A man play with a yellow sock puppet. Without using his hands.

Bald man is overly exited about his golden wang

mmmmm apple pie .... so yummy

MAC cream pie

Nothin' left for me to do but DANCE!

A (very well drawn!) man wearing a fez, a jacket with a smiley face on it, whose legs are on fire, dancing underneath a disco ball.

confused person floats above water

A confused man starts meditating and levitates out of his boat and over the open ocean. His friend is greatly distressed.

two hand drawn people on a boat

Agent Van Alden riding in a viking boat

Stewy on Family guys going, "WTF?"