Dave alchemizes a rocket pogo stick.

dave on a pogo stick leaving the atmosphere

dave thinks y'all are suckahs

Dave: later suckas

Dave skates on the most ironic of all skateboards.

daves got a rad mlp bag

dave wants john to check out his cool new autism awareness back pack

Dave shows John is ironic backpack and John looks at it confused, not being able to understand the beautiful irony.

Dave covers his pink knapsack with ponies, hearts, stars and the word Love in fancy cursive writing for ironic purposes John is skeptical