a stripper
pliers
Abstact art, with a lovely signature on the bottom!
Fishin' for love
a lonely man is sat in a little rowing boat with a fishing rod trying to fish for love
Fishing for Luvdisc. Why would you actually want a Luvdisc, though? Their stats are awful.
A guy who doesn't know how to draw a blue rectangle
OH SHIT NIGGA, HE'S GOT A CARROT, LOOK OUT.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!