A bride with no groom.
Her bride went poof! And he was gone.
Bride gets teleported into space; groom can't be stuffed; ugly superhero cosplayer to the rescue. (Note: cosplayer has no crotch.)
Yooperman rescues redhead from the moon and says the husband who stranded her there is a tool.
A wrench.
a WRENCH!!!! WOWOWOWOWW AMAZING!!!!
dial caliper
Old telephone
THE PHONE'S RINGING!!! SOMEONE GET IT!!!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!