It's Optimus Motherfucking Prime! Except your mother isn't there, so it's just Optimus Prime.
You know that fucking awful feeling when you get the bottom of your sock just a little bit wet? Fuck that, man.
fuck wet socks
Stepping in a puddle... WITH SOCK ON. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE IS NO WORSE EXPERIENCE ON EARTH (except stepping on a Lego, maybe.)
U WOT M8
Friendly ginger questions you.
A clown with a bad case of chicken pox says sup
A red box with eyes and pink lips.
Lonely man from /v/ draws a face with lipstick on his fap rag, which is falling apart after much use
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!