I'm in your base, killing your guys

Midget uses catapult to kill a bully

angry man does something sexual to a lamp.

Man really, REALLY loves lamp.

A man tenderly making love to a lamp. I'm jealous IRL

Naked man holding a man with an elated expression on his face. Probably happy he has something to cover up his wing-wang

I present my small boy before the shade.

A douchebag that knows it all

A sentient sack with the word "douche" stitched into it in fancy lettering says, "I know it All, Dave!"