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A burning black Kirby, with his eye falling down

Black kirby uses his "arson" power to burn down his parents house.

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man vacuums grass

SPITTER!!

The Xbone spider with its afro, a symbol of excessive ego. It spits harmful DRM onto its prey, and builds a nest of anti-consumer policies.

And thus the blue Power Ranger met his end at the mandibles of Mutanus the giant spider. His fellow Rangers weep.

Sad spider coughing up blood