A guy gets drunk off a giant bottle of Heineken.
Heineken? fuck that shit!
Santa saying "wut"
A letter to santa requesting a coat.
"Dear Sarah" Abraham Lincoln dropped his quill, unable to write anymore, for he had witnessed God himself as his life was ended.
abe L -
A chalk doodle on green construction paper of a stick figure named Cain attacking another named Abel, while a man in the clouds disapproves.
God is shouting, "No!" at Cain and Abel because they're fighting.
God tells a man that he should staap a woman
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!