A sordid affair of your choosing
New age Pokemon players are not smart enough to choose the fire-type as their starter.
Pikachu! You're a worthless pokémon!
Pikachu is not worthless!
b-but i'm n-not worthless )':
Lies that boost your self esteem are still lies.
The average woman
An animu girl eating a sandwich, everything is falling out of the other end of the sandwich. A text is saying "She wants the D."
little lady wants the DIAMONDS!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!