An ant colony... on MARS!

The ants celebrated the colonization of the Moon with drugs and hardcore techno music.

Ants colonized the moon before humans. Little they knew about the local ant-eaters.

And The Republic of Doodle or Die's lunar landing program was cancelled after this unfortunate accident.

"WHAT?!" screamed the NASA flight director. "Who launched our rocket? It had better not be another of those god damned alphabet hooligans!"

The first three letters in Chicka Chicka Boom Boom finally launch their rocket ship while the man with the headset on CoD is really mad.

The bro, not noticing the large words Chi hanging over his hand, blamed his failure on a less scholarly pursuit: quickscoping

I will destroy quickscoping! I will study all day and all night and bring my F to an A+! Chi will rise again!

Call of Duty was going swell, when suddenly, the black sheet he'd hung over the window came loose, flooding the room with horrid sunlight!