Take a closer picture of The Batter!

A camera gets up in Batter's face way too close and photographs his cheek all squished against the lens

Someone is videotaping the Batter, but they get waaaaaay too close to his face.

My name is Batter and this is Jackass

zacharie stapling his name onto his butt while the batter narrates

Zacharie has stapled a nametag to his butt.

I see London, I see France, I see Zacharie's underpants!!

zacharie took a shit in his diaper and the batter has to clean him up

the batter is repulsed by zacharie's ability to store bats in his.... colon.