bart simpson on a pink eleaphant.
Mutated Bart Simpson enjoys the company of earless pink elephant
Britneys rides Rosie odonell
someone is attracted to male genitalia, which is fine as it's a preference of their own.
laptop envy.
Netbook is jealous of laptop.
Your laptop is angry/sad because you now spend all your time on your smartphone.
Laptop is angry and sad because his owner is a camwhore making a duckface in a picture.
sad laptop and angry duckman
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!