The reason chain brakers exist
When skydiving into the shark tank...
A shark just wants to be vegetarian, but people keeps jumping into his mouth.
Vegetarian Logic
a pait of upsidedown testicals fall on the decapetad head of a pig
Censor bars mysteriously turn carnivorous; jumping out from top secret documents and eating a farmer's livestock.
The Ten Commandments said nothing about a sacrificial sheep, but Moses got a little carried away before he brought them down from Mt. Sinai.
Is cotton candy made out of fresh wool?
wool of sheep > paint pink > add sugar > stir > Yep. You have an ice cone!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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