superman wants to get girls but accidentally burns them with his laser vision

Superman is definitely gonna get caught staring at some woman's chest this time... his super vision set her boobs on fire.

superman trying to do a speare to an evil villan

The climax of a really bad crack pairing fanfic

A boring golden frying pan

A man sees a object made of gold and thinks about stealing it. The object tells him to ignore him.

thief turned fortune teller

Genie is about to rob a man!

The genie from Aladdin demands your money.