The object on you immediate right.

A fat piece of paper with an elephant with a bogie that is firing a lazer out of its mouth to attract females.

tentacle rape

i waited 19 years for a day of the tentacle sequel and it's pretty much all fanservice!

Anime fan gets his dream gift.

Weeaboo hugs waifu body pillow

homestuck

girl bent over with a nice steady flow of shit streaming from her asshole

poop is a lie

The chocolate eclair is a lie.

A birthday cake topped with carrot shavings... stupid vegans wreck everything!

sushi sushi

Pink lizard tries to eat some worms.