King Arthur gets his penis stuck in Excalibur's stone.

The King had tried fucking Excalibur Stone, and his "rod" has now become stuck inside.

A king tries to invade a neighbouring kingdom, but he forgot he was drunk and fell down.

Take me home yellow chair, I'm drunk as FUCK!

a rabbit smokes a ruler

stoned bunnie

An intoxicated rabbit under the influence of cannabis informing everyone to get stoned.

Is that a... bunny?