fag- i hate thy

A man stands in front of a rainbow flag.

Dude with wicked hair and sunglasses chillin by the national flag of RainbowlandDashia

Gay pride is outside the window for an anime character, stuck inside and forced to stare at women all day. Ew.

Ohey, look. The gay pride parade is back. Better ignore it again!

A bit too on the nose.

A liar thinks of a money scam.

rich french man

orange wizard's hat saying "yes yes" in french.

That talking hat from Harry Potter idek

The sorting hat muttered to himself "God I really hate my job." As he was placed on the next child's head, he belted out "Slytherin."

The Sorting Hat hates his job. Now he's prone to alcoholism.

The Sorting Hat is getting drunk off his ass. He obviously hates his life.

Whisky on fire

Spilled wine

red wine spilled on a green carpet

wine on the carpet.

pink eye

Some mysterious floating object.

A japanese symbol, I think, under a spotlight

Japan conquers a meteorite

Man blasting from Earth shouting 'KAGOMEEEEE'

awesome

Just farted.

A man is so happy to be able to shit, he goes cross-eyed.

a guy on the toilet reading "rick bunky"

Tommy was on the toilet, but now he's gone!