This tortoise is faster than a prius, what?
A turtle laughts at the fact it is faster than a prius car.
The tortoise is faster than the car. Somebody fire that car.
Turtle being chased by a car
A big, badass biker dude in leather and sunglasses transforms into a shy, timid turtle while cruising down the highway, backing up traffic.
Traffic in a nutshell
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!