draw a poop donkey

a horse pooping

Pony's = shit.

Thats a pretty good pic of Pinkie Pie

EA prepares it's complaint department

Man knocks his phone off the receiver so the police can't call him and therefore won't know where he is.

Taken 5: I really need to stop letting people around me get taken

A kidnapper has hanged himself after receiving a note. No one is there to answer his phone.

There's a ransom note sitting next to a dead person and a tied-up blonde.