Shit Happens
a book entitled "Shit Happens, why you shit and what you can do about it or you and your poo."
It's the acclaimed book in the "...for Dummies" series, "Shitting for Dummies"
the colors of christmas!
Christmas seizure.
a christmas tree gets sucked through some kind of christmas vortex
Christmas tree gets his shit kicked out of him by the holiday mafia, because he's been hanging around for too long.
James Bond thows his shit to a pine-tree
Priests have magic powers.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!