a lolrus
The sabertoothed blob laughs out loud.
shitty
Poop. Brown Poop with Grandpa's Grey Hair.
a hairy turd
turd is the word.
a cute piece of shit
A glamourous pile of poop, with mascara, eyeliner, etc. It is also blushing.
a prime piece of poop for a fly
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!