Bowser on a surfboard
Bowser is a redhead, and surfs the seas with sunglasses?
The giant mushroom likes Star Wars.
a goomba wishing he was darth vader
Darth Vader killing a goomba.
Darth Vader uses the force to jump on evil mushrooms (the one's from Mario's mushroom kingdom!)
Darth Vader staring in Super Mario World finds out that mushrooms are the key to the force.
The mushroom is the key.
girl losing virginity
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!