john lemon.

happy lemon hippie

Richard Simmons being FABULOUS!

Richard Simmons telling people to exercise

Richard Simmons in a tight, pink leotard rudely admonishes you for staying on the computer instead of getting in shape.

guy watching porn gets yelled at to "be strong asshole"

talking a friend out of watching porn

Man taking cyanide pills as Mr. Fantastic stretches his arm to stop him

McDonalds is horrible, it takes away your family, your african american friends, and destroys your life. I am depressed writing this.

Golden birds are bad. Very bad.

A chicken is killing Takkun!

An evil chiken choped off a guys mouth

an orange rooster holding a butcher knife, about to slice a pair of lips

A chicken mascot cuts lips