A man wearing swedish pants.

A man wears green overalls with with superpoofy legs. He smokes a pipe and says "Des Svedish"

Someone killed a swedish for no reason with an arrow to the face

arrow to the face

I was eating an apple, then I took an arrow to the mouth.

AHAHAHAHAHAHa just how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that.........

lol. Some crazy japanese captain hook shit.

captain balls eated by an aligator, you know what I mean????

An alligator gets on board the pirate ship somehow. The pirate captain runs away in fear as the alligator heads toward the cannon balls.

wtf...