Fire Mario riding a realistic looking Yoshi is about to fight a badass cloud smoking a cigarette.

Fire Mario fights a badass cloud smoking a cigarette while riding on a Yoshi shaped like a duck.

Cloud gets revange on Mario while riding Yoshi

Yoshi, being ridden by a cloud, about to angrily swallow up Mario!

Yoshi is pissed cause some dust cloud thing is riding him

Someone urinated on baby Yoshi, which has evidently turned his eyebrow into an inverted circumflex and caused his mouth to split into two.

Yoshi needs some more Viagra.

Yoshi with bubble wrap.

Yoshi is crazily excited about popping some plastic bubble wrap. Mario and Luigi are looking somewhat uncomfortable about it.