A guy with a terminal disease solicits sexual favors from a shady ass stripper because, what the hell, you only live once.

Cat breaks the chain.

Zombie cat broke the dudes chain

Smug Catstanza brakes the chain!!!

Elderly man with a mutation that made his arms connect into a ring-like shape

Man cries because his hands have atomically bonded together.

"Now how do I jack-off?" Says the crying stick man.

Man wonders how to jack off.