Smiling man tries to hypnotize you

Man with pig ears is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!

A stickfigure with pink pig-ears "hurt itself in its confusion.."

uh a girl with pink pigtails

Emi path

You turn on the computer, finding that your background has changed... Oh no... it's not a videogame OR anime... it's... it's... a WEBCOMIC.

onceler prolly?

Circumcised finger with inch-marks, shooting off green sparks at the wrong end

A severed finger. In addition to blood, some green stuff is coming out of it too.