Alan was thrilled when his computer gained sentience. He was thrilled. And then it started insulting him.

A very mean computer

This ancient 1980s computer has had enough of your bullshit.

Angry break-up letter.

A man politely breaks up with his boyfriend. Then insults him? Well that's rude. :(

english accidently being a douche UnU

unu fuck you, old bean

Dashing-Mustachioed-Man scolds his tiny pupil, who is blind.