A nerd's microscopic nose is actually an enormous blood clot with a mosquito in it? ಠ_ಠ
There's a mosquito on that guys face...
GIRL FAGGOT
My mom kicked me out after I told her I was gay.
text or die
You're going to get run over if you don't look up from that phone of yours, bud
Man texting while trying to commit suicide via car.
Dying phone
A smartphone or tablet that is absolutely useless when it needs to be charged; The "NEEDS TO BE CHARGED" logo is as big as the whole screen.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!