what if we ate poo and food came out. this is the perfect get better soon card.

Butt burger "get well soon" card?

Get well soon card with a burger on your ass

A get well soon card with a cheeseburger on someone's, ahem, butt.

get well soon card with a burger riding dat booty

Get well soon says anime boy

A giant, omnious, kawaii face telling you to get well soon.

mochi with a flower hopes you get well soon

Yahoo hopes you'll get well soon.