MarIo fighting bowser
Mario got a goatee and challenged anime-Bowser to a match of boxing.
mario vs koopa
A obese plumber holding a turtle for ransom.
Luigi screams, "Gimme the money or the turtle gets it" to mushroom man. Turtle is petrified
A toad from one of those wierd mario games freaking out over a guy with his turtle for money?
aliens come to earth to buy magic mushrooms
Alien agriculture brings in the moolah.
... is all i can say ...
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!