Level 15 dwarf paladin hits a level 14 elf rogue in the face with a hammer that gives a +3 to attack rolls against things that piss him off.
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
hairy legs and a circle of some sort
the sun has some fabulous legs
the sun as a blond can can dancer
ducky does can can
A duck in a spring dress
quack quack with big pants
a duck wearing jeans a gucci sweater and hipster glasses
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!