I hate this love song

A naked and scary baby hates a love song.

A man's suicide note becomes illegible as it floats in the water because his method of death was by jumping off a bridge.

satanic rock

A cute little rock with horns and what looks like a pitchfork saying "We have cookies" :3

evil devil hairball welcoming you to hell. They have cookies there.

They have cookies. Seems perfectly reasonable and definitely means I won't die a horrible death...

two people holding a giant cookie, also, there's a guy with a halo and three short legs

Cookies are great, but in the light of God's glory even the largest cookie seems dull and insignificant.