/v/ gets a new video game for christmas

Guy crying over a card that says 'wot'

every teardrop is a waterfall

Waterfall Tears.

some lonely guy is crying a river

A lonely man crying a river. Literally.

Giant cries a river.

some adventure time shit

oh no jake is dead! finn man, calm your tits, or nips, whatever! just smooch the corpse and we'll be ok. please tell me we'll be ok!