a giraffe smacks an elephant with his neck

A sumo-wrestle with an orange Sperm.

A samurai snake

A snake has a sword. Or maybe it's a dragon with a sword.

Reksan, the warrior snake

derp snake holding a sword

The snake has had it. It is attacking you with a sword. You are going to be done for!

A intimidating snake looks about ready to stab some bitches

WHAT THE FUCK SNAKES CANT CARRY KNIVES THEY HAVE NO HANDS YOU NOOKSUCKER.

a snake can't buy some knives because he has no hands

a snake has to decide what he will equip for his journey. there is a various assortment of knives that he can choose from.

a snake thinking about swords

Snake wants to fuck you up.