Cats. So many cats. Everyone is drowning in cats. Epidemic cat flood.
Many dead cats... some are missing ears... one is missing an eye... oh lawd... what have I done?!
some jerk has killed all the platypuses
Perry the platypus is dead.
The only good kid's show on tv's mascot has been murdered
a teenage mutant ninja turtle in a wig admitting to murdering you in your slumber
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!