a cactus
a cactus sitting there blanky, what is he doing? nobody knows. Hes sat there for years and nobody questions nobody wants to find out.
A cactus in the desert is lonely and therefore imagines a gangster threatening him, doing hands up.
strong cactus
A hunky jock
One messed up codpiece.
hitmonlee is breaking the 4th wall
Orange pokemon (no idea what it's called) kicks through your screen
Combus-ken, the Combustible Man, is trapped on a net with a strange, 4 pointed device.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!