Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one.

Niggers favourite thing

black people LOVE these food choices

Draw anything but Homestuck bullshit.

A slender man turns to ask a friend what is going on, little realising that a cucumber has been lobbed at his head.

Hahaha... I can't read

asdf movie

a movie trailer

A movie trailer.

A PG movie rating.

Sounds like Jesus followed Guile's advice

Some jewish guy who thinks he's better than you

Jewish man is better than everyone

And now... #1. The Larch...

Morphed pink panther taking a dump.

Cat poop

A cute kitty presenting a turd...made with love just for you.

Negro stealing a TV

A game of baseball where second base is a TV.

man in striped jumpsuit is almost late for his favourite tv show

The most adorable little squishy guy being flung through time itself.

a blob goes back in time to murder George Washington

a yellow ghost telling george washington that he's going to die

Sonic the Hedgehog loves people of African descent. He has JUNGLE FEVER.

A smiling cheese stick.

Some cheese, about to make out with a stick.

Licking a pencil to pieces

creature licking pencil says lick all the pencils

Licking all the pencils

A long tongue slobbers all over a pencil.

An anime girl with candy-corn on her head licks her pencil with her long blue tongue.

Lips with... something on it

Jesus does a smarmy face